Boy Cigar and ThrobbingHung

Saturday night I had arranged to hook up with Boy Cigar (not the guy pictured here - I never did get a pic from him). I met him on craigslist back in July and hooked up with him twice before. He's 37 years old, about 5'7" tall, 170 lbs, pretty solid build, a sweet patch of chest hair above his nipple line on his upper chest, and big bulging nipples that he loves to have worked. His cock is just a tad under 5 inches long, a bit on the small side, though his balls are a good average size. He loves to kiss and loves his neck caressed and kissed. Our second encounter involved some cigar play, but this time was just regular smoking. We started out with some kissing and sucking, smoke swapping. We stayed on the couch playing for about 45 minutes, lighting up smokes while enjoying our fun. I went down on him while he dangled a smoke, getting into a little uncle/nephew role play and dirty talk. He started cumming while I sucked his cock, and he generously blew his first load for me. I was a little taken aback because I wasn't expecting him to cum so soon, but I know he is a multiple cummer and would be good for a while yet. In fact, after catching his breath, we were immediately back it. At some point we usually move to his bedroom, but this night we stayed on the couch. I find it awkward because his couch is rather short - much shorter than I am tall. Next it isn't wide, so there isn't a lot of space for maneuvering. I did manage to lay on top of him and pin him down for a good long time as uncle continued playing the taboo game of inter-family sex. We played for another hour or so, then I got up, stood above him and started stroking myself. He blew a second full load of cum that blasted past his nipples. Just a few short minutes later we were back at it for a third time. The play settled down to where we ended up just sort of holding each other erotically touching. It was starting to get late so we decided to part for the night and plan on getting together again.


Throat4cock came over again last night and we had our usual deep throat gagging and choking session. I told him this time I wanted it to be a very noisy session, and he was on point. I was thinking during the session that we should record the audio of our session and I even suggested it, so I'll set that up for next time. We also talked about filming a future session, but he wants to be wearing a ski mask. We did a few new things including some master/servant stuff. As he was throating me, I told him to stick his tongue out as far as he could and lick my balls so the head of my dick would rub at the base of his tongue. It also caused his whole stomach to flex and his esophagus to tighten real hard on my cock. I was also holding him down deep on my cock while choking him at the neck. Obviously we have played often enough and have discussed limits on play to know what those limits are. When he has enough he pushes off me and I let him go. Eventually I couldn't hold back so he began to feed violently on my cock as I blew protein down into him. He rolled over and pumped out his own load.




Last week I got a message from ThrobbingHung that he wanted to hook up again, and asked if I would be available around 5 o'clock weekdays. I said I would let him know over the weekend when I would be free, and yesterday I messaged him to say Monday would be good. ThrobbingHung is 45, 6'2" tall, 180 pounds with a nice swimmers build, very smooth with a fine little patch of hair between his tight pecs. His cock is thick as a tree branch at the base and tapers to a glorious head. He's bisexual and wears a wedding band, though I have no direct knowledge if he's married. We hadn't hooked up since the spring when his work schedule changed. He used to be online practically every night and was a guaranteed blow job any time I wanted him to come over. Since then I haven't seen him online very often, and even then only early in the day. He arrived at 6:20 and as per usual we went directly into the bedroom and got undressed. In my message I told him I wanted to take his load this time. He's a total cock pig so 9 times out of 10 he would end up sucking me off. Tonight I wanted to change that. He told me to kneel and suck his cock. I did that enjoying the thick base of his cock with my lips as my throat tightened on the head. He said he wanted to sit in the chair in my room and enjoy the head, so he did and I continued throat massaging him. I managed to hold his cock in my throat for several minutes and could feel it throbbing rhythmically, pulsating as my tongue and mouth worked on it. TThat must be where he gets his online handle... He spread his legs and brought them up exposing his asshole in desperate need of being rimmed. I licked and kissed his hole while he worked himself.


Needing to stretch my legs, I stood and brought my cock into his face. One look at that baby and he was on it, sucking with the desperate need of a man who hasn't fed in five days. He sucked and slurped on my dick, taking it as deep as he could. I know he is a greedy cocksucker and would do everything he could to make me cum, diving down hard when he knows I'm getting close. I had to fight him off many times while he was bringing me close to the edge. My cock was pulsating with shots of precum oozing out which I fed to him. He continued to suck hard trying desperately to get me to bust, but I held off to the end. Finally he sat back in the chair and told me to get him off. I went into a pig zone myself starting off slow, gentle and deep, bringing the pace up until I was in a cock sucking frenzy. He started to call out that he was cumming, and he had an amazing long-lasting orgasm. He is a huge shooter, and the blasts started coming furiously. My head was bobbing straight up and down along his rigid pole, so I kept my mouth open to let the jizz and spit come pouring out of my mouth. Even with that I choked on the streams of cum a couple of times as they blasted into the back of my throat, dripping into a big pool on the floor. After he finished his discharge, he got down on his knees and told me to feed him my cock. I obliged and as his sucking got harder my nut busted out into his mouth. He swallowed it all up and now he was satisfied too. He went into the bathroom and got cleaned up while I cleaned up the mess. I won't be telling my buddy that his grandmother's chair has become my bedroom cocksucking chair...

Hercules

Where did I leave off... Saturday night I hooked up again with maschunguncut. He arrived and lit up a smoke as he walked through the door. He had said he wanted to get into some water sports so to prepare beforehand I drank a couple litres of water over a six hour period. When he arrived my bladder was already full, but I wanted to play a bit first. He likes to tear my underwear off, so I let him do that slowly; the head of my cock was sticking through a tear on the side as he licked and sucked it. He tore the back of my shorts to expose my asshole so he could rim me. Finally the rag was so shredded it just fell off. We had a few more smokes and got into some deep throating action. Finally I couldn't hold my piss anymore so masc sat on the edge of the bed. I was really hard and was trying to piss, which is a very difficult thing to do in such a state. I did manage to get a stream going and masc took my cock into his mouth and drank from the hose. I wasn't able to piss much because the least little stimulation to my cock caused me to stop. I managed to get a couple more streams of piss going for him to enjoy. We got back into sucking cock and finished off with a couple of good blasts of cum.

For Tuesday night I had lined up lovetobeblown to come over after he had flown in. He arrived at 10:30 and quickly got undressed and got into position on my bed. I sucked his cock continuously for the next hour and twenty minutes. I couldn't help but notice that his dick was quite thin, only about 6 inches. I thought I recalled it was a bit bigger... He's very good looking and muscular/beefy, so otherwise I was happy to answer his need. He moaned the whole time appreciating the slow head, deep plunges and cock worship. Toward the end I moved into a 69 position to take him from that direction, and he grabbed a hold of my cock and started stroking it. He was quite enamoured by the size, but being a married bisexual guy didn't want my cock too close to his face. I got back to him between his legs, spread them apart and anchored his feet on my knees. I then went to work. After all that time I didn't have much head left in me, so I told him I wanted his cum. He told me to suck him very slowly with long mouth strokes. I was doing one back and forth mouth stroke from root to tip every 10 seconds or so, sometimes using my hand to milk his cock, other times just my mouth. After a while he started blowing his load as my mouth continued the slow stroking, man nectar splooging in my mouth. I still needed a bit more action, so I let him get dressed, said good-bye and went back on the net.

By 1:00 a.m. I was chatting with a guy, 6'1" tall, 220 lbs., 37 years old. He said he has a big uncut cock and was looking to service. I figured it was my turn to get sucked so I messaged him I'd be good with that. He said to come over. I went to his hotel and he pulled up the chair between the two beds. Having removed my pants, I sat on the chair and he got down on his knees and began to service me. He kept his underwear on initially. I massaged his meat while he worked on me. He had a nice thick piece of wood in his shorts. After a while I stood up and he continued worshipping my cock from a kneeling position. After more of that, I could see he wanted to change things up. He said he wanted to lay back for a while and whipped off his shorts exposing a thick cock with foreskin trapped over the head of his cock. He lay back and I got between his legs and started to work him over. Once the foreskin was pulled back, I had a hard time pulling it over and off again, but a period of stretching got it going nicely. I fed on his cock for another half hour before he needed to blow. I told him just to let it go whenever he felt the need, and he did just that, blasting his cum freely as I fed.

Tonight I had Hercules coming over. He had e-mailed me last week looking to hook up. For some reason I wasn't all too interested - he said he's a total bottom, loves to suck cock and get fucked (safely). Generally I'm more into versatile guys as I prefer a bit more participation than passivity. He indicated he was a bisexual muscular guy with an above-average cock. I agreed to have him over. He had to travel about an hour to get to my place, and initially e-mailed me to say he had to work late and couldn't make for 5 as planned, but would be over around 7. I had to wait a while beyond our anticiapted time, but he eventually did arrive. The pics he sent did not do justice to him. He was a muscular brute, about 6'1" tall, 225 lbs of solid muscle, incredible face. He's 36 and likes older masuline beefy guys with big cocks. He was wearing breakaway pants which dropped to the floor in about one second. He sat on the side of the bed and started to work. While he sucked me I stroked his muscular upper body. He has amazingly big triceps and biceps - I'd say about 20" guns, a hard stomach and big pecs. His chest and back were covered in very coarse hair that seemed to have been trimmed about two weeks earlier. It was stubbly, coarse and thick all at the same time. Eventually he let me go down on him for a while, and as you can see from the pic it was a great cock for sucking. I throated him for a while, then he backed up on the bed. I continued sucking him for a while, then moved down to let him work me. He made every effort to take my cock as deeply as he could, then would moan in ecstasy once he got off to take a breath. He may not have been the best cocksucker, but I would give him an A for effort. I asked him if he liked big cocks, he said yes and in particular loved my cock, it was the biggest cock he had ever seen.

He continued worshipping my dick for a while, then I told him to turn over. He got on his stomach and spread his legs so I could rim him. I spread his cheeks to expose a thick pelt of fur hiding his hungry hole beneath. I rimmed and kissed and tongued his rose bud giving him amazing pleasure. With his legs spread open, I stroked his balls and cock, rubbing his bubble butt cheeks. While on his stomach, I stroked his beautiful v-shaped back. Fuck this man was amazing! I stuck my index finger into his ass and started to open him up. He loved it, but without lube it wasn't too comfortable. I reached into the nightstand and pulled out some lube, greased his hole up and stuck my thumb into him grabbing his balls with my other fingers. That was much better for him, so I just kept my thumb inside giving him time to get accustomed to it. I could tell he was very tight and hadn't been fucked very often.

I asked him if he wanted me to fuck him; he said yes. I asked him how he wanted it; he said gently. I grabbed a rubber, lubed up, and got over him while he lay on his stomach. He guided my cock to the bud, then I pushed my way in. My cock has a big mushroom head so the initial entry can be a problem. Once I popped inside, he gave out a yelp. I stopped for a moment so he could catch his breath. I thrust very slowly and gently for him as he focused on his breathing. I told him to relax as he got used to his hole being stretched. I rode his ass for a good long while, going slowly when he wanted, deep to the root holding it there, pulling back, then on to pelvic thrusts. After a while he couldn't take it anymore and did ask me to pull out. I pulled off the rubber as he rolled onto his back, stroking his hard meat. He asked me to cum in his face, so I started stroking myself, bent over and sucked his cock a bit, then rose up while on my knees and pumped a load all over his hot masculine face. After I had blown, he took my cum-covered cock into his mouth and blew a big load onto his stomach, then collapsed briefly before getting up to clean himself up. After a quick shower he got dressed and left. Until next time...

The One That Nearly Got Away

What an incredible day I had. There was nothing going on Thursday but Friday was gang-busters! The stars must have been in a better alignment. I had nothing planned for the evening so I started out going to my tearoom at 5:00 p.m. This Eastern-European guy I've sucked off a few times was there. He has an incredibly beautiful uncut cock with an excess amount of foreskin that hangs off the head of his cock. The pics here are not his dick but one that looks very similar to it. Without exaggerating that is the amount of foreskin he has, even when he's hard like our friend here. His cock is also about 8.5 inches of thick sausage, bolts upright. He has a big bag of nuts hanging between his legs.

There was a big crowd of guys in the place so I signalled for The Pole to follow me. Off to the stairwell we go. Once there, we got into a little bit of cock sucking, but every noise from the pipes and the clanging of doors made him a bit nervous. He suggested we go to his truck to play. I followed him to the next level of the parkade, jumped in and he moved to a quieter spot. We were enjoying a bit more deep cock sucking in the back seat of his SUV when a few cars drove past on their way to the exit. Again feeling nervous, he pulled up his pants and said he still wasn't comfortable. I suggested going back to my place. He was hesitant. I said I lived alone. He said he really couldn't, he had a partner. I suggested I could give him my address and let him think it over. I said I would be home in about 20 minutes handing him the note I had just written. Still raging hard in my pants I left his truck, headed to my car and went home. I waited for a while hoping he would come over, but by 6:30 had given up hope.

I checked my e-mail messages on my main site and lovetobeblown had sent me a message to say he would be free after 7 that night. I also had a message from a guy I hooked up with over a year ago from a very distant part of the country. He was in town for a few more days and wanted to hook up again. He remembered my cock and our play session fondly and wanted a repeat. I recalled we had a very good time, but was sketchy on specifics. I messaged lovetobeblown to say 7 would be fine, thinking if I didn't hear back within a reasonable period of time I would message traveller. As soon as my message was sent, there was a knock at my door...

I opened the door to find The Pole standing there, obviously in a lot of immediate need. He came in and said he only had about 15 minutes to play, so I told him to come in and took him directly to the bedroom. We undressed and grabbed a hold of each other's cocks as they were engorging in our hands. He stooped over to suck me a bit while I kept stroking his cock. He stood upright with his tool at full rigid attention, his hood completely covering his head. I knelt before him with his blunt sword in my face and immediately started to work it with my mouth. I would take long strokes with his foreskin gliding up and over, then down. There was so much skin in my mouth, but I would pull it back to enjoy his nice firm head. I sucked him intently knowing our time was limited. We then traded positions with him on his knees worshipping my cock while I stroked his back and chest, pinching his nipples. He got up again and I told him to get on my bed. I put him on his back and then took his cock deep into my throat from a side position and worked him over that way. I then straddled him and throated him while he throated me. I wanted to reverse that scene so when he got up a bit, I went under him and opened my throat totally for his cock. I could tell this guy was a top because he began to thrust his cock vigorously into my throat from the head right down to the root, pumping off his big tool. He began to moan and thrust even harder, then all of a sudden plunged his cock deep into my throat and held it there while he discharged. I knew he was a big shooter from our previous encounters. After several blasts of cum I choked on it and had cum and spit and mucous spewing through my mouth and nose. Without missing a beat he continued thrusting and spraying, emptying out his big balls into my willing throat. Knowing I was still arranging something for later, I held off on coming myself. We dressed and The Pole was on his way.

Around 8:00 p.m. I got a call from Traveller. He had kept my phone number and address and was looking to get together. I still hadn't heard from lovetobeblown, so I had to make a snap decision. I told Traveller I would be free at 9. I texted lovetobeblown that I was no longer available, and sent my regrets. He texted me back to say he was very disappointed. I felt badly because I know what its like to have you're hopes dashed. I texted him again to say I would give him head for two hours on Tuesday to make it up. He responded that would be okay. While I was texting, I also got a call from maschunguncut looking to hook up. I told him I would be free Saturday night, and he said he would see if he was available.

Traveller's profile indicated he was a military guy. I asked him what part of the military he was in and what his rank was. He said he was a major with the army. Now before you all start getting into this fantasy sequence, let me tell you that he is more on the docile side sexually, and loves to suck cock. He's usually a top but occasionally likes to get fucked. He's nice looking in an ordinary kind of way, 47 years old, more on the slim side, not terribly defined in terms of muscle, but no excess weight.

His cock on the other hand is a beauty. The pic above doesn't quite do him justice. Its about 8 inches long, nice thickness and has a downward curve like mine. I guess downward curved guys are not very common. In retrospect, I don't recall that many myself. Downward curved cocks are ideal for sucking from a frontal position. Here's another pic from his profile that is a very small file, but gives you an idea of size and curvature:

Traveller arrived but hadn't taken a shower since the morning, so he started with that. I'm not big on shower sex - I find the water splashing in my face to be distracting and annoying. When he emerged from the bathroom he was already naked so there was no need for any further unveiling. I already had my shirt off so I started taking my pants off. He said, "There's that monster I remember..." I like it when men comment on the size of my cock. We immediately got into some passionate play, and on to some kneeling cock sucking. We played for a while, then went on to the bed where we took turn servicing each other. This dude sure loves to suck cock. He loves big cocks especially. He was riding my pole from head to toe in easy throat strokes, some 20 to 30 strokes between breathing. I really got into the tonsil massage he gave the head of my cock. He was wearing a very tight metal cock ring which made the veins in his cock really bulge out. I got off on his veiny tool doing the same to my throat. I enjoyed servicing him while he lay back and watched me do my work. I wanted to see how a downward curved cock would slide down my throat from the 69 position, so I got there and found that his cock easily bent to accommodate my throat. It did create a nice pressure point in my throat, so I now realized why guys love to have a downward curved cock bending unnaturally in their throats. It also feels great for my cock to be in someone's throat fighting against its own natural curve. Now he was going at it with my cock. We were pigging out on each other's cocks, both of us bent backwards. I could feel I was about to cum, and I love really choking on a cock while I spray, so I took every inch he had to offer with his balls pressed right into my face as I dumped my load into his hungry throat.

I'm an Unorthodox Guy

I'm an unorthodox guy. Leave it to an unorthodox guy to be born on Orthodox Christmas. That's right - its my birthday. I'm 48 today. I prefer the number 48 to 47. I have always liked numbers in multiples of 12, though 60 doesn't appeal to me, much less 72, or 84, or 96. When I get there, I'm going to still be hot and fun, and until then I'm going to have lots of sex. I'm a Capricorn, year of the ox.

Okay, enough of that, now back to sex. I think I'm having a quiet night tonight, no birthday shag for me. Yesterday though I had a little hook-up in the afternoon. I saw an ad on craigslist back in mid-December; a 31 year-old married guy, bi-curious, never been with a guy but wanted to try it out. He was "looking for an older patient mature man to get to know." I don't know why I responded to his ad. I rarely initiate a contact. I prefer to have a guy respond to my ad first and set something up that way. What intrigued me was the opportunity to guide a young man through his very first man-on-contact to self-discovery, maybe a little occasional hook-up when he can sneak away for a few stolen moments. He was looking to start off by jerking another man off and go from there. He said he was 6 feet tall, 185 pounds, goes to the gym 3 times per week. He responded to my message, and we arranged for yesterday at 12:45 p.m. I suggested that time because he was only free during the day and I could sneak out of the office on my lunch break and come home for play.

He arrived and I said lets go right to the bedroom because time was of the essence. We started with a bit of rubbing, then my pants came off. He was very impressed with my cock - what a treat that his very first man-cock should be such a nice specimen. He was quite enjoying himself. I started to rub his nipples through his shirt while he vigorously jerked my cock. I could see at the cuffs of his shirt he had very thick blond hair on his arms. Ya baby! I unbuttoned his shirt to expose a nice thick patch of blond hair on his belly, light amount of hair on his upper chest. He pulled his cock out through his fly briefly but didn't want me to touch it. It was pretty small and cut. He was wearing some kind of spandex cycling shorts or women's panties, I'm not sure which, but he eventually popped his cock back in and continued rubbing himself. He did let me rub his cock through the fabric while he continued jerking me. I wasn't getting much out of the scene as he was so focused on my cock and himself. He asked me if I wanted to cum on his chest. I told him to take his shirt off so I wouldn't cum on it, so he did. I jerked myself off blowing my load as he requested.

I cleaned him up a bit, he put on his shirt. I asked him if he had hooked up with any guys yet, and he said he had met one other guy. I was crushed. My fantasy of being his very first male experience was blown. There was very little exchange on his part. I was expecting a more sexual experience as opposed to a teenager-type jerk-off session. I thought it might be awkward and timid, but a bit hotter and mutual. I might see where a second experience might go, but I'm not holding out for much with this one. Check back for updates!

Polishing the Apple

I love uncut cocks. I love the way foreskin slides back and forth over the head of a cock. I love the way foreskin hangs over the head of a cock when its flaccid. I love the way the loose skin glides over the whole length of the shaft. I wish I would have had a say in the matter when my parents decided to mutilate my dick after I was born. I would never have allowed anyone to cut my dick from its natural state. Can you imagine what my cock would look like if it had a big piece of floppy foreskin hanging off the end of it? I wouldn't have lost all that extra sensitivity the sheath provides. As a teen and adult, I would have spent hours playing with my foreskin, stretching it, pulling it all the way over my cock head, gliding it all the way back down to expose the head, sliding it freely back and forth over the shaft of my cock. My mother was big on the hygiene movement in the 60's and didn't put too much thought into the matter. Its such a huge regret for me to have lost my foreskin. I considered going through the restoration process but decided against it. Who knows, maybe some day.

One thing that really turns me on is the sound a foreskin makes after a guy has taken a piss and shakes it off vigorously. Oohh fuck slap me in the face with that thing!

I rescheduled my appointment with thickuncut7 to last night. I was a little apprehensive about hooking up with him because he was 64 years old. The dick looked so delicious though. He didn't have any face pics on his profile but agreed to turn on his cam for me, so I checked him out and he was pretty hot. He was probably stunning in his youth and still looked very good. I have seen many guys 20 years younger that I would not have hooked up with just based on their appearance. I may be open to a lot of looks but I do have some basic standards. He had a beautiful white beard and nice masculine features. He said he was thick and uncut, 7 inches. He said he was into prolonged sessions of sex. Based on that and what I saw, I decided to go for it.

TU7 arrived at our appointed time. He said he likes to smoke some weed before sex, as I do. We smoked our joint and proceeded to the bedroom. We started making out and fondling each other, then we started undressing. As his pants opened up, this rock-hard piece of meat thicker than a beer bottle bolted out of his pants. He must have taken some Viagra because I'm telling you it was hard. It was so hard and engorged, I thought it was going to explode. The head of his cock was like a hard shiny apple. His cock was so thick and long the foreskin retracted completely from the head. I hadn't seen a cock that thick in a very long time. Thankfully TU7 is a very cock-proud top who loves to have his cock serviced. I spent the next three hours totally gooned sucking that magnificent member that never relented for even a second. Every now and then we would change it up with some of the best kissing I have ever had, or 69'ing, or him sucking me. He enjoyed laying on his back with his legs spread wide so I could feed on his meat. I spent long periods of time polishing his apple, savouring it while bringing him close to the edge, then backing off. I edged him with my mouth for a long time, then we would kiss while I took a mouthful of spit and edged him with my hand, stroking that monster meat from head to root. He loved having his cock worshipped and stroked, sucked in every way imaginable. The bigger the cock, the more intent I am to get the whole thing in my mouth. I deep-throated his cock in every conceivable way.

TU7 also had a nice pair of big balls. I had a hard time getting both of them in my mouth at the same time, but did manage it. My jaw would tire from time to time with either his big balls or his massive cock in my mouth, giving me a chance to experience his oral skills. He would rim my asshole every now and again, and stick his finger up there to stimulate my prostate. I was so zoned out with the whole scene, I had no discomfort with him fingering me, all the while forcing my big cock down his throat. We both had our fingers in each other's assholes as we sucked each other's cocks. My favourite position for sucking cock is on my back with my head arched back while the stud I'm with is fucking my throat with deep thrusts of his hips. We were both locked in this position and were getting close to cumming. I started to moan as his cock was pounding into my throat, and he started to choke down on my cock with similar enthusiasm. He started to ejaculate deep down in my throat, then pulled out a bit, streams of cum shooting into my mouth, spit and cum running down my chin and my cheek. I was groaning in ecstasy receiving the man juice from this super shooter, my cum shooting all over his face and into his mouth. He fell off me in total exhaustion as we just lay there licking up the mess that our faces had become all covered in cum...

Gorilla, Part 2

I was supposed to hook up with an uncut guy tonight, but my plans changed abruptly today. I was doing my usual Saturday morning routine; having my morning coffee, checking e-mail on the computer and such. I noticed this itch on my butt cheek so I scratched it. I occasionally get zits on my butt so I didn't think anything of it. Being Saturday, I like to lounge around the house naked, then jump in the shower, get dressed and get on with my day. Just as I was about to enter the shower, I noticed my pubic area was also itchy so I did a quick look-through and discovered I had crabs.

I've had crabs many many times. I'm a very hairy guy, and I think my blood must be very sweet or warmer than most people because I'm sure a crab can find me from 100 yards away. When I enter a room, if there's a crab in there, it will find me. They must jump from their hosts onto me when they get a whiff of my sweet stuff as I pass by, I don't know. I usually buy the family size bottle of insecticide at the drugstore so I can get three treatments out of one container. For $10.00 more you get twice the amount. Of course today just as the clerk at the checkout was ringing me in, a big line-up gathered behind me to see my $33.00 bottle of R&C Crab and Lice Shampoo and Conditioner. I laughed inwardly in an embarrassed and awkward kind of way...

I don't have any moral issues about having crabs or sexually transmitted infections (STI). Getting crabs is like getting head lice - you get it from being in close contact with another person or their stuff. Getting an STI is like getting the flu - you get it from close physical contact with another person. The nature of that contact is irrelevant and has absolutely no moral implication in and of itself. There is no difference between shaking a man's hand and sucking his dick in terms of physical contact as it pertains to spirituality and religion. The Great Spirit created all living beings with a desire for sexuality, and also put in there this miraculous thing called the orgasm. If the Great Spirit wanted us to limit or abstain from sex, it would not have made sex so much of an absolute pleasure. I say celebrate your sexuality and indulge whenever the desire strikes you, in a responsible way of course. Don't get me wrong, if you have the flu, stay home and avoid contact with people and cough in your sleeve and wash your hands and use hand sanitizer so you don't pass it on. If you have an STI, go see a doctor and inform your sexual contacts. Reduce your risk of infection. Get checked or check yourself regularly. Don't put other people at risk. We have an obligation as citizens of our communities to avoid knowingly spreading stuff! If you unknowingly passed an STI to someone, do the honourable thing and tell them. The person who gave it to you is in the same position as you are in and will be dealing with the same feelings of guilt, shame, dirtiness or whatever emotion comes along with it. I think religion in all its backward and antiquated ways has traditionally perceived sex as a bad thing and brainwashed so many people into giving up one of the best pleasures there is, associated sex with "sin" and "wickedness." They have also set us back a long way in treating and dealing with STI's from a medical standpoint where it belongs. Break out of your shackles people!!! Have guilt-free fun and take care of yourselves. Eliminate your negative feelings about having an STI, its no different than having the flu. Do to thy neighbour as you would want thy neighbour to do unto you!

I think the way society regards and treats STI's is changing dramatically as the judgements that currently go with having a sexually transmitted infection change. Look at the free love era of the 60's and 70's. Look at AIDS in the 80's - people viewed HIV as a punishment for promiscuity, especially among gay men. I think the general consciousness of humanity moved beyond that with the arrival of all the "innocent" victims of AIDS; the children of Africa, Asia, Europe and the Americas. The foot-dragging that we saw among our elected officials and the medical community in relation to research and treatment when it was the "Gay Plague" changed abruptly when straight people started getting it in huge numbers. As pitiful as the reaction was from our elected officials and the medical community, I believe the mobilization of the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender communities in responding to the crisis blew the doors open on attitudes toward GLBT people, illness, compassion, racism, capitalism, you name it. I think same-sex marriage is here today 20 years sooner than it would otherwise have been because of the politicized HIV/AIDS crisis and all the work GLBT people did in organizing and community building. Gay no longer had the stigma it once did, and attitudes in our society did a 165 degree turn. There is still a long way to go no question there, especially in the developing world. If anything good came from HIV/AIDS, it was that. Check future blogs on my opinions regarding current practices in m2m sexuality, and in particular barebacking.

Back to my story. I can't say for sure where I picked up this current invasion of parasites. Because I am particularly prone to crab infestation, I am constantly checking myself for the little critters. I usually get them in my pubic area, arm pits, chest and asshole area, but have found them on my legs and butt cheeks in the past, and even once on my eyebrows! Any time I have an itch, the first thing I think of is crabs, and I check myself to see if that might be it. I haven't had any itchiness in my vulnerable areas lately. Today I found these great big fully grown mother fuckers - two in my right arm pit, one on my chest, four in my pubic area, and even one right on the hairline of my scalp. They weren't there yesterday. I check myself very often, and would have noticed something during the time the fuckers hatched to the time they reached adulthood. No, these were very recent and hopped on in adult form. I thought back to my activities in the last week and to my daily showering and grooming activities. I shave my balls regularly so its not like I haven't looked closely at my dick recently. I guess I can't really be sure which one of my contacts gave them to me. I did the honourable thing and let gorilla know I had found crabs on my body. He responded that he hadn't seen any on himself, but he would go out and pick up some Kwellada just in case. Fair enough, I'm going to leave it at that.

I had some errands to run today so I couldn't get to the drugstore right away. I have always had this phobia about insects, and just the thought that I have them on my body makes me cringe. Anyway, I came home with the remedy and promptly set about my task. I want to make sure I get this done in one treatment so I have modified the directions to what I find works for me. The directions say to apply the product directly to the affected area and leave it there for 10 minutes. Because I am 6'3" tall and weigh 200 pounds, I have a lot of surface area to cover. My whole body is hairy, including butt cheeks, back, arms, shoulders, legs and chest. It takes me 10 minutes just to get the stuff on every hairy part of my body and my scalp. Then I wait another 15 minutes rather than 10. Step 2 is to take a bit of water and lather up the affected area, then rinse. The lathering process alone takes me five minutes, and I continue lathering and spreading the stuff over every square inch of myself for another 15 minutes before proceeding to the next step. For rinsing, I fill the tub up with water and soak in the soupy shampoo mixture for half an hour. I then take a shower without any further soaping just to rinse the soup off. Crab shampoo smells so awful and I swear I can smell the chrysanthemum on my body for several days after a treatment. That's why I had to cancel my activities with the uncut guy. I also had to go the laundromat to do three loads of wash, including re-washing my bedding I had done a few days ago. They say rain on a wedding day is good luck. Also having a bird shit on you is supposed to be good luck. If 2010 is starting off like this, I should be in for a great year!

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum...

Happy New Year everyone! My new year of 2010 started off with a bit of tumble, but ended in a most peculiar and fun way. First let me start with my rant. I wanted to start the year off on a positive note, but I have to get this off my chest first because I'm so totally frustrated. I need to vent, but I also don't want to wreck a potential hook up so I'm going to speak my mind here!

I posted on ad on craigslist in September looking for a cigar smoking buddy, and Jake (not the guy above, he's just some hot twink smoking a cigar) responded about a month later that he would be into it but lived two hours away and wasn't able to host. That usually means, and as it turns out, he is in a relationship. Not really a big deal for me. I e-mailed him that I was away for an indeterminate period of time but would be interested in setting something up when I returned. As it turns out, I didn't get back until early December. I finally heard from him by e-mail in mid-December, even though by that time I had already given up any hope of connecting. He apologized for not getting back sooner and was still interested in getting together. He said he was 31 years old, 6'1" tall, 9" uncut cock, muscular and masculine. No pics. For a cigar buddy, I'll go with that.

In his mid-December e-mail Jake told me he was coming down to my area to visit family over the holidays and would be interested in hooking up. I replied promptly asking him to let me know when he would be around. I figured Christmas Day and beyond, so I stayed away from making too many plans. On December 27 he e-mailed me to say he would be around from Monday the 28th to Thursday the 31st, and to keep Wednesday open. We eventually planned to hook up at 3:30 p.m. on Wednesday. When I hadn't heard from him by 1:00 p.m. that day by text message as we had arranged, I checked my personal e-mail from my office. He had e-mailed me to say he had a family event he couldn't get out of but would be free Thursday evening for sure. I e-mailed him back and said no problem, but reminded him Thursday was New Year's Eve. He replied back that he no plans so we were set for the evening on New Year's Eve. What better way to finish off one year and start another I thought. When I got home from work Thursday, I had another e-mail from him bailing once again, more family obligations came up. He suggested an early Friday morning meet on his way back home instead. I responded that I wasn't sure if I'd be in the mood to smoke cigars while having sex early in the morning, but eventually capitulated and we agreed to 10:00 a.m. What irritated me the most is that I had to shuffle stuff around and decline invitations in order to be free those nights and in particular New Year's Eve night, and here I was by myself with nothing to do. In the end, from about 9:00 p.m. we texted and e-mailed each other our mutual interest in smoking sex, and he sent me a face pic. Let me tell you he is hot with dark hair and blue eyes (I melted) and a really worked torso. We said goodnight around 11:30 p.m. I didn't want to go out and get wasted and then been hanging the next morning for my session with Jake, so I went to bed at 12:30 a.m. By 10:30 the next morning Jake hadn't arrived yet or contacted me, so I texted him to inquire about our date. He responded that his partner had contacted him to alert him the roads were bad and he should drive home straight away, so he had to cancel once again. ARGHHHH!!! He said he'd be back in the area in two weeks time and we could try and set something up for then. Well, there was still a glimmer of hope we might get together so not wanting to wreck it I responded that I would be cool with that. Inside I was seething... There my rant is over.

I was so horny, I spent a good part of the day cruising for sex on my usual sites. Nothing was coming of it. I decided to check out my profile on plentyoffish.com. At 2:30 p.m., I spotted a profile that looked great. A guy, 47 years old, 5'11" tall, 170 lbs, very hairy, into some passionate play. That was what I needed to heal my bruised ego. I messaged him a few times and long story short he said he would be over by around 4:00 p.m. I already had plans to go see the movie Precious with a work colleague of mine and had to meet her at 5:30, which meant I had to be on my way at 5:00 p.m. I knew time would be very short here. My guyarrived at 3:54 p.m. and we promptly went into the bedroom. We started kissing and I could tell immediately this would be a very passionate play session. We kissed and rubbed and stroked for a good long time, then I peeled off his shirt. This guy wasn't hairy, he was a gorilla! That is the level of hairiness where the back, shoulders, chest, ass, everything is covered in a thick pelt of fur. Oh my god it was hot. Unlike his profile pic though, his face and head was clean-shaven. I love bald guys, but do like some facial hair, even if its just stubble. Okay, can't have everything. I stroked his crotch and I could feel through his pants (no underwear) that his cock was hard, not bad size. Our pants fell to the floor and we were on the bed kissing passionately. We got into some serious body contact, our hairy bodies rubbing up against each other's, hard dicks spearing each other in the abdomen. We sucked and stroked and played with each others' nipples and cocks. I noticed it was starting to get dark, so I knew we had to speed things up. I would never want to end such an amazing session by announcing it was time to finish up, but I knew time was tight and I needed to cum, so I asked him if he too wanted to cum. We started to stroke and kiss, but the pressure was too great for him. I pulled one out and blew it all over my chest.

After a couple of minutes of rest, I got up to see what time it was. Holy fuck it was 5:18!!! I had already promised Gorilla a ride home on my way to meet my friend, but now that extra stop would take me even further out of my way. I asked him if he needed a towel while he got dressed. He said no. I pulled up my underwear and pants but realized I was a gooey smelly mess. I grabbed a towel really quickly and wiped off what I could. I finished dressing and we were out the door. I didn't even have time to wash my hands which were covered in spit and cum. The whole situation became awkward and rushed, our conversation to his place was punctuated by pregnant pauses. I dropped him off quickly with a kiss, then proceeded to my destination where I was meeting my friend, and thankfully was only 15 minutes late. She wasn't too pissed, and I apologized telling her I had fallen asleep... When I got home after the movie and a few drinks, I opened my e-mail only to find that I had received a rose from Gorilla and a request to get together again.