Sunday, September 13, 2009

Internet Deception

I hate it when guys misrepresent themselves on the internet. It hasn't happened to me too often where someone says they're one thing and turn out to be something completely different. Everyone will fib a bit about their age, weight or cock size. Some people will post a pic of themselves taken a long (or very long) time ago, and neglect to mention how old the photo is. Generally I'm cool with a bit of excess weight, and I actually enjoy a man with a beer belly. I'm trying to appreciate men in their 50's as I am quickly approaching that number myself, but I am having a hard time finding men in that age range I find sexually appealing. There have been some exceptions for guys who maintain a youthful appearance and attitude toward life in the spiritual and social sense of the word. As for cock size, I do prefer men with an above average endowment. I also try not to judge people based solely on appearance, but when it comes to sex, its hard if not impossible to be sexually aroused by someone you don't find attractive. Such was my encounter with Oralsub9. On his profile he described himself as 41, large cock, 5'9" tall, 200 lbs and muscular. Looking at the photo, he appears to have a monster head on his cock with big balls. He lives some 30 miles from the city here. I can see there's some belly there which is fine by me. It was getting late in the evening and the sexual encounter I had previously arranged bailed at the last minute, saying his uncle was just admitted to hospital and he had to go be there. I always give my anonymous hook-ups the benefit of the doubt, and I don't get all worked up about casual internet encounters cancelling at the last minute or misrepresenting some component of their profile. It is what it is. There are a lot of flakes and loosers in this world, and we are bound to run into them from time to time.

There are two body types that don't appeal to me. The first is the pear-shaped body, and the second I will call the California raisin body - a large round mass on skinny little legs. Mr. Oralsub9 fell into the latter category. As I'm watching from my front window, I see him pull up. He gets out of his car and starts walking over. I immediately recognize the body type and loose all sexual desire. Now I have a decision to make. Do I go through with it and give him a mercy fuck, or tell him at the door I'm not interested. He has driven for 45 minutes to come over and would be bitterly disappointed. Sometimes I have been in the situation where I'm not sexually aroused by the appearance of a person, but during play find them to be incredibly skilled at sex, or have an amazing cock that makes up for the deficiencies in appearance. I remembered the picture of the cock in the profile, and decided to go the route of mercy and see how it goes. After all I sucked on so much cock the previous night, it was my turn to receive an amazing blow job. How bad can it be when he says he can deep throat "right down to the root." Sometimes just closing your eyes helps. I also took a little Viagra earlier in the evening and thought I shouldn't have a problem maintaining an erection. I have been using Viagra for about three years now. I don't usually have a problem maintaining an erection, but I find that with the little magic blue pill I get a roaring boner that stays solid for hours, unlike the ebb and tide of a regular unaided hard-on. I have also suffered from performance anxiety ever since my 20's, and in particular with exceedingly attractive men. Not being able to get it up for gorgeous hunks is very embarrassing, and wrecks the sexual experience. I'll discuss body image in a future blog post.

So we go into my bedroom. We undress. Facially he wasn't bad looking, but had this big round body with zero muscularity and a distended navel. We smoked a joint as we had discussed in our chat that we both enjoyed 420. Then we started playing. Thankfully he wasn't into kissing as I would have had trouble with that. He just started sucking my cock. He wasn't bad at it, though his teeth would clamp down a bit too hard when he was stroking down to the base of my cock. He did have a big bulbous head on his cock, but it was only about three inches in length. What a disappointment. Even his dirty talk wasn't sexually stimulating. All he kept saying was, "Play with my tits! Play with my tits!" I'm not that big on nipple play... At one point I asked him if he wanted to play on the bed as my preference is for passionate horizontal. No, he wanted to suck and be sucked in standing/kneeling, standing/sitting, sitting/kneeling or standing on chair/standing on floor positions. That was it for me - I lost my erection even with the pharmacological assistance. We had played for about an hour up to that point, and I said something to the effect that we should wrap it up. I was going to put in the effort to help him get off and go, but I was pretty much done. Then Deus ex Machina stepped in. He had smoked too much of the joint, and now was feeling like passing out. That and the copious amounts of poppers he was doing. He said he needed to lie down and rest for a while, and he could no longer get it up. I was so relieved, I left him to sleep for an hour and a half. I was feeling hungry so I had some nice Havarti herbed cheese, some liver pate, olives and crackers, followed by brownies and ice cream. I later fell asleep on the couch for a short while, then got up and went to the bedroom to rouse him to move him along. He took a quick shower, got dressed and left. He suggested getting together again, and I said yes lets keep in touch, yada yada yada, goodbye. So its 5:30 a.m., I'm tired and I still haven't cum in like 6 days. Tomorrow (I guess today now) is another day... I have something tentatively lined up for tonight. When I finish this blog post I have to send him a text message...

So I was telling you about GReg, the siliconed guy I met a year ago. I hadn't heard anything from him through the yahoo group we belong to since the new year. A group message had gone out earlier to all members asking if they had heard from him. Finally yesterday he responded to the group that he and his partner have been having some health issues and a lot of deaths in the family, but he is doing better now. He attached a pic of his most recent size, so here it is:

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